Mr. Meant-To

Mr. Meant-To has a comrade,
And his name is Didn't-Do.
Have you ever chanced to meet them?
Have they ever called on you?
These two fellows live together
In the House of Never Win,
And I'm told that it is haunted
By the ghost of Might-Have-Been.

- Anonymous

The English Language

Poem below was sent to me by a colleague. They said that once you've learned to pronounce every word in it, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world.

If you find it tough, do not despair, you are not alone. Try it.

English is Tough Stuff.

Dearest creature in creation,
Study English pronunciation.
I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.
I will keep you, Suzy, busy,
Make your head with heat grow dizzy.
Tear in eye, your dress will tear.
So shall I! Oh hear my prayer.
Just compare heart, beard, and heard,
Dies and diet, lord and word,
Sword and sward, retain and Britain.
(Mind the latter, how it's written.)
Now I surely will not plague you
With such words as plaque and ague.
But be careful how you speak
Say break and steak, but bleak and streak;
Cloven, oven, how and low,
Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe.
Hear me say, devoid of trickery,
Daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore,
Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles,
Exiles, similes, and reviles;
Scholar, vicar, and cigar,
Solar, mica, war and far;
One, anemone, Balmoral,
Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel;
Gertrude, German, wind and mind,
Scene, Melpomene, mankind.
Billet does not rhyme with ballet,
Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet.
Blood and flood are not like food,
Nor is mould like should and would.
Viscous, viscount, load and broad,
Toward, to forward, to reward.
And your pronunciation's OK
When you correctly say croquet,
Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve,
Friend and fiend, alive and live.
Ivy, privy, famous; clamor
And enamor rhyme with hammer.
River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb,
Doll and roll and some and home.
Stranger does not rhyme with anger,
Neither does devour with clangor.
Souls but foul, haunt but aunt,
Font, front, wont, want, grand, and grant,
Shoes, goes, does. Now first say finger,
And then singer, ginger, linger,
Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, gouge and gauge,
Marriage, foliage, mirage, and age.
Query does not rhyme with very,
Nor does fury sound like bury.
Dost, lost, post and doth, cloth, loath.
Job, knob, bosom, transom, oath.
Though the differences seem little,
We say actual but victual.
Refer does not rhyme with deafer.
Foeffer does, and zephyr, heifer.
Mint, pint, senate and sedate;
Dull, bull, and George ate late.
Scenic, Arabic, Pacific,
Science, conscience, scientific.
Liberty, library, heave and heaven,
Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven.
We say hallowed, but allowed,
People, leopard, towed, but vowed.
Mark the differences, moreover,
Between mover, cover, clover;
Leeches, breeches, wise, precise,
Chalice, but police and lice;
Camel, constable, unstable,
Principle, disciple, label.
Petal, panel, and canal,
Wait, surprise, plait, promise, pal.
Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, chair,
Senator, spectator, mayor.
Tour, but our and succor, four.
Gas, alas, and Arkansas.
Sea, idea, Korea, area,
Psalm, Maria, but malaria.
Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean.
Doctrine, turpentine, marine.
Compare alien with Italian,
Dandelion and battalion.
Sally with ally, yea, ye,
Eye, I, ay, aye, whey, and key.
Say aver, but ever, fever,
Neither, leisure, skein, deceiver.
Heron, granary, canary.
Crevice and device and aerie.
Face, but preface, not efface.
Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bass.
Large, but target, gin, give, verging,
Ought, out, joust and scour, scourging.
Ear, but earn and wear and tear
Do not rhyme with here but ere.
Seven is right, but so is even,
Hyphen, roughen, nephew Stephen,
Monkey, donkey, Turk and jerk,
Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork and work.
Pronunciation-think of Psyche!
Is a paling stout and spiky?
Won't it make you lose your wits,
Writing grouts and saying grits?
It's a dark abyss or tunnel
Strewn with stones, stowed, solace, gunwale,
Islington and Isle of Wight,
Housewife, verdict and indict.
Finally, which rhymes with enough-
Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough?
Hiccough has the sound of cup.
My advice is to give up!!!

The Blind Men and the Elephant

This is a simple poem/story that has good content. I dunno where I originally copied the file cause I found it in some of my files.

Six blind men were discussing exactly what they believed an elephant to be, since each had heard how strange the creature was, yet none had ever seen one before. So the blind men agreed to find an elephant and discover what the animal was really like.

It didn’t take the blind men long to find an elephant at a nearby market. The first blind man approached the beast and felt the animal’s firm flat side. “It seems to me that the elephant is just like a wall,” he said to his friends.

The second blind man reached out and touched one of the elephant’s tusks. “No, this is round and smooth and sharp - the elephant is like a spear.”

Intrigued, the third blind man stepped up to the elephant and touched its trunk. “Well, I can’t agree with either of you; I feel a squirming writhing thing - surely the elephant is just like a snake.”

The fourth blind man was of course by now quite puzzled. So he reached out, and felt the elephant’s leg. “You are all talking complete nonsense,” he said, “because clearly the elephant is just like a tree.”

Utterly confused, the fifth blind man stepped forward and grabbed one of the elephant’s ears. “You must all be mad - an elephant is exactly like a fan.”

Duly, the sixth man approached, and, holding the beast’s tail, disagreed again. “It’s nothing like any of your descriptions - the elephant is just like a rope.”

And all six blind men continued to argue, based on their own particular experiences, as to what they thought an elephant was like. It was an argument that they were never able to resolve. Each of them was concerned only with their own idea. None of them had the full picture, and none could see any of the other’s point of view. Each man saw the elephant as something quite different, and while in part each blind man was right, none was wholly correct.

If you combine their decriptions, this what you'll come up with:


There are several things I get reminded of with this story.

There's never one way of looking at things. That's why they say, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Everybody is entitled their own opinion and we have to be flexible about it. We're not right all the time. We have to listen to what other people think. Because we are not perfect and no matter how keen we are, there are just instances when we miss out on some details.

They came up with several generalizations from what they thought an elephant is. What we perceive does not only depend on what we see but where we're looking. It helps to see things in proper perspective - the bigger picture. That way we don't just interpret the parts but the entire being.

Disaster... Hurricane Gustav, Typhoon Frank

I am so outdated when it comes to news. I just found out from a colleague that there was a another hurricane that hit the US. Same as Katrina? I guess, I did research and I found an article from Fox News comparing Gustav to Katrina: http://www.foxbusiness.com/story/gustav-vs-katrina-bolling-breaks/. When I heard about hurricane Gustav I remembered the recent flood that hit our city – Typhoon Frank (international codename Fengshen). The typhoon shocked everybody since we haven’t had a flood like this in years. We, humans are experiencing the consequences of abuse in nature. Is this a wakeup call? We can do our part by having good waste management at home. After all, the family is the basic unit of society.

The pictures below were taken by a colleague’s friend last June 21st at SM City Iloilo. A lot of shoppers got stranded. Those that went out and tried to go home despite the strong winds were no longer allowed to go back in. There were people who spent the night inside and outside the mall.
















The day after the flood in Smallville and Jaro Tabuc Suba.

Don Gato

When Jarod was born there was a craze in the house. That would be normal I guess considering he's the first baby in the family. We were researching about things that's good for babies especially for him. I was in search for an audio clip of my favorite nursery rhyme. Our mother was able to buy us nursery rhymes in audio tapes before. You know how audio tapes are - they just don't last long enough. This is not just a personal favorite but a favorite of my siblings too. I'll upload the audio file soon. Here's how the rhyme goes. Hope it becomes your personal favorite too. :)

Senor Don Gato
Written By: Unknown, Copyright Unknown

Oh Senor Don Gato was a cat
On a high red roof Don Gato sat
He went there to read a letter,
Meow, meow, meow
Where the reading light was better,
Meow, meow, meow
'Twas a love note for Don Gato

I adore you wrote the lady cat
Who was fluffy, white and nice and fat
There was not a sweeter kitty,
Meow, meow, meow
In the country or the city,
Meow, meow, meow
And she said she'd wed Don Gato

Oh, Don Gato jumped so happily
He fell off the roof and broke his knee
Broke his ribs and all his whiskers,
Meow, meow, meow
And his little solar plexus,
Meow, meow, meow
Ay Caramba cried Don Gato

Then the doctors all came on the run
Just to see if something could be done
And they held a consultation,
Meow, meow, meow
About how to save their patient,
Meow, meow, meow
How to save Senor Don Gato

But in spite of everything they tried
Poor Senor Don Gato up and died
And it wasn't very merry,
Meow, meow, meow
Going to the cemetery,
Meow, meow, meow
For the ending of Don Gato

When the funeral passed the market square
Such a smell of fish was in the air
Though his burial was slated,
Meow, meow, meow
He became reanimated,
Meow, meow, meow
He came back to life, Don Gato

Sleep - Vital for Health

Ever feel sleepy after a meal especially after lunch? It is normal to feel sleepy in the early afternoon because of the drop in body temperature. Recently, scientists have discovered a protein called hypocretin or orexin. This is produced in the brain and helps to keep us awake. When we eat, the body secretes leptin, the hormone that lets our body know that we have eaten enough. However leptin inhibits the production of hypocretin. In other words, the more leptin there is in the brain, the less hypocretin and the greater the feeling of drowsiness. This could be the reason why in some countries people take a siesta—a break in the workday that allows people to take an afternoon nap.

To quote Shakespeare, sleep is the "chief nourisher in life's east." Our brain interprets lack of sleep as lack of food. When we stay awake longer than we should, our body produces less leptin, and we feel a craving for more carbohydrates. So sleep deprivation can lead to increased carbohydrate consumption, which in turn can lead to obesity. Sleep makes it easier for our body to metabolize free radicals—molecules that are said to affect the aging of cells and even cause cancer. Sleep deprivation even affects the production of white blood cells and the hormone cortisol, making a person more prone to infections and circulatory diseases.

In computer terms, sleep is a state where a program or task is suspended or placed into inactive mode for a period of time. If computers need sleep, how about humans? We only have one body and this was given to us to take care and not to abuse. Sleep tight! :)

account restriction

Problem: I was trying to connect to another server using the Remote Desktop Connection client and I got the following error:

Unable to log you on because of an account restriction.


Explanation: This may happen if the account you're using to connect has a blank password. To resolve this, go to that computer and assign a password for that user account.
http://support.microsoft.com/kb/303846